Wednesday, July 25, 2012

The thing that ate pants

Oh. Oh no. Why lady? Who blackmailed you into wearing that... Thing...

It's baggy in the crotch, loose up to the knees and then tight and snug from the knees all the way down below the ankles.

Like some kind of monstrous mutated child of the harem pants.

No, lady, it isn't worth hiding your past as a courtesan to the head assassin to the drug cartels if the price is this.

Nothing is worth it.

Nothing.

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