Dear bunch of drunk men on the train,
Your very loud yammering, obnoxious comments and that thing you think is flirting but is really just pathetic are not, in fact cute. And if you can predict that you will be kicked off the train then trust me when I say that the rest of us are holding our breaths, waiting for it.
Please go away now before I snap.
No love,
The woman trying to explode your heads with her mind.
Dear idiot woman who thinks she's flirting with the super drunk bunch,
You're encouraging the stupid. If karma doesn't get you, I will.
No love,
The cranky traveler.
PS to all of you, threatening to kick people in the balls is not funny.
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