Dear Mr. Not As Cool As He Thinks,
I get that you're dressing down tour suit and not wearing a tie. But that is no reason to don black boat shoes WITHOUT socks in some kind of rebellion against the establishment. It doesn't work and you look stupid.
Yes even more stupid than the young woman next to you tryin to dress her business casual outfit with fifteen dopey bead bracelets on top of her watch.
You're wearing a wedding ring. So if you won't think of the world, at least don't embarrass your spouse.
Love,
The woman in the cute turquoise sandals (because I understand proper footwear).
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