Breakfast

Dear backwards cap guy,

Not only are your fashion choices highly dubious, but you also sat next to me and proceeded to chomp on what appeared to be a bacon, egg and cheese on a roll.

I'm trying to eat sensibly and the smell of cheesy bacony goodness is. Not. Helping.

I highly recommend you sit next to someone else next time. And turn your hat around.

No love,
Your cranky bench mate.