Some people see dead people. I see redheads.
Babies look cute in onesies. Adults look like they're trying to look cute. Usually this is a recipe for looking like an idiot.
I have been advised that the way to identify gay men is by shoes. This leaves metrosexuals in an awkward position.
Sexy, high-heeled shoes and backpacks are a strange, awkward combination. (Apparently today is a shoe day.)
Babies look cute in onesies. Adults look like they're trying to look cute. Usually this is a recipe for looking like an idiot.
I have been advised that the way to identify gay men is by shoes. This leaves metrosexuals in an awkward position.
Sexy, high-heeled shoes and backpacks are a strange, awkward combination. (Apparently today is a shoe day.)
Wearing a flag like a cape does not make you a superhero. Please stop embarrassing yourself. And hurting my eyes.
[Originally posted on June 10, 2012, at various times over the day.]
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