Dear utter moron in the quiet car this morning,
Your alleged failure to notice the five billion signs announcing the advent of the quiet car and your complete inability to not be chatting to someone have kept me from my morning nap.
This makes me peevish.
If it was up to me, people like you would be spit roasted slowly in warning to potential transgressors.
Be grateful that I don't run the world yet and learn to read more and speak less.
No love,
The woman who wants to muzzle you.
It's nice to see someone with so much love in their heart for humanity. You restore my faith in mankind.
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