Tuesday, September 4, 2012

The Shoe Hammer

Dear women of New York,

I've tried to hold this in. I've kept this back all summer. But I can keep quiet no longer.

With all of the attractive warm or cold weather shoe options available, there is no excuse* to wear running shoes with your business or casual business clothing.

*This does not include women with foot medical issues although I wonder if there are better options there too? A cute Mary Jane perhaps? With extra cushioning?

The running shoes stick out like a gnarled, infected thumb, always some other pale color that completely clashes with the outfit. It's what the lovely ladies at GFY call a scroll down fug.  Great look till you get down... to the feet.

There are sandals or flats for warm weather and boots for cold.

So no. No more running shoes, women of New York, unless you're actually running.

Love,

The crazy shoe addict who is yay close to tearing the running shoes of off you all...

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