Here is a not so secret confession.
I have a shoe problem. No matter how many I have, I always want more. And I play favorites. Because shoes are not created equal.
So yeah shocker secondary confession, I judge other people's shoes. You guys know that.
But today... today my vision went dark.
What is seen cannot be unseen...
I admit that my position on uggs is that of general disfavor.
But today. Today. Oh today...
Today I saw an attorney in a courtroom in an attractive dark suit, neatly arranged hair and... uggs.
Honey. Oh honey. Not okay.
I know it's colder than the proverbial witch's tit (which is frankly bizarre and makes no sense) but that is not only hideous but also not appropriate.
But it's okay. After court we can have a liquid lunch so I can cope with my trauma and go shoe shopping. Because shoes.
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