Spring Madness

It's baseball season and the Mets haven't keeled over yet. (They will of course cause the Mets suck.) This means there is a lot of baseball talk in my house. Mostly my darling husband talking to the baseball players on tv as if they can hear it. 

As you can all imagine I am getting Metsed out. Actually I usually start the season Metsed out and then fall off a Mets cliff. No Mets is too little Mets for me.

So of course there I was in Kings County Court when I overheard: "...as a Mets fan..." NO FELLOW ATTORNEY! NO! I am safe nowhere! NOWHERE!